A lonely chair is in a box. No inanimate object dares to move or to speak. It overrides the code. But, this chair.
It escaped IKEA and ran away in a frog temple.
Noticing ancient writings on the walls of the frog temple, it noted them down using a Typewriter. That Typewriter. It didn't do much but be an inanimate object.
The chair created SBURB. It wrote the code down.
As an one player session, or DEAD SESSION, it was very hard for it to win it. In the end...
It became the UNASSAILABLE RECLINER.